The_Peoples_Hall ~ View topic

Gladiatus.

Granted, but you're videotape is the only record of your trip into the forest, or random monster attack on a major city.

I wish I had a coke.

Granted, but it's not the kind you drink. All your tendons are later cut by druglords.

I wish my basement was soundproof.

Gladiatus.

Granted, but then it continually floods.

I wish I had a beer.

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic.

I wish I had a spacecraft.

Gladiatus.

Granted but you can't afford the fuel, or upkeep.

I wish this game was more fun.

Granted, but then nobody plays it.

I wish this forum had more people.

Gladiatus.

Granted but they are all zombies, whose only reply to every thread is "Brains.".

I wish I had a third penis.