Corrupt a wish
The famous game from Agecomm! The object is to make a wish, but corrupt the wish in the above post first. For instance: Poster 1: I wish I had a million dollars Poster 2: Granted, but you get it all in pesos I wish I was immortal. Poster 3: Granted, but you would live forever, but continue to age. I wish... I'll start: I wish this forum was more popular.

Granted but everyone agree's with Ilikamina and Sorath! I wish i were ungrounded.

Granted, but then your computer breaks. I wish I was unbanned from SoL

Granted, but they're short and stubby. I wish Half Life 2 would work on my PC.

Granted, but then your power supply burns out. I wish I had horns.

Granted, but they'd be so big and heavy, you couldn't move. I wish I could read minds.

granted but you hear all thoughts always with no controll I wish i were an only child.

Granted, but you're also an orphan. I wish I had more money.

granted but its all in pesos I wish My mom would let me get Xbox live

Granted, but you have to get a job to pay for it. I wish Kansas was more fun.

granted but... your the only person on the planet =3 I wish i were 1 year older

Granted, but you get cancer because of it. I wish I had done my math earlier.

Granted, but then your history work felt lonely and ran away. I wish the sun would darken permanently.