Granted, but you're videotape is the only record of your trip into the forest, or random monster attack on a major city. I wish I had a coke.

Granted, but it's not the kind you drink. All your tendons are later cut by druglords. I wish my basement was soundproof.

Granted, but then it continually floods. I wish I had a beer.

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic. I wish I had a spacecraft.

Granted but you can't afford the fuel, or upkeep. I wish this game was more fun.

Granted, but then nobody plays it. I wish this forum had more people.

Granted but they are all zombies, whose only reply to every thread is "Brains.". I wish I had a third penis.