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Doctor Strange- 02-28-2008
Burning down an orphanage.
Lots of flaming bastards running around.

0Parasky0- 03-02-2008

lol I once crashed my car into a tree. The cop that came hit some ice and crashed into a bus full of nuns. The cop car and nun bus slid off a cliff and fell onto a hospital full of veterans and widows. It also had an orphanage on a field trip there. The oxygen tank storage exploded, destroying the hospital. There were no survivors, unless, that is, you count the many bystanders maimed by shrapnel from the oxygen tanks and hospital.

Jinn- 03-02-2008

There were no survivors. *gasp* you mean you didn't survive?!?!?

0Parasky0- 03-03-2008

I said except for the maimed bystanders. I scraped my knee :'(

Doctor Strange- 03-07-2008

I'm sure the burn victims are still warm enough to get fucked further though.

0Parasky0- 03-07-2008

With all the helpless little children lying on the ground, unable to defend themselves, Catholic Priests from miles around came to enjoy themselves.

Doctor Strange- 03-07-2008

Shh, the official story from the Vatican is they are there to help with the mass burials.

0Parasky0- 03-08-2008

And I meant came literally.

Doctor Strange- 03-16-2008

My what strong arms you have.

0Parasky0- 03-18-2008

Please, join me in the cumbox...Er...confession booth...

Doctor Strange- 03-20-2008

Well the confession booths do remind me of some of the gloryhole porn I have seen, and there are sex clubs in France that have similar booths that women can reserve(they are led in masked, so no one knows who they are then they suck off any guy who comes in and sticks their dick through a hole).

0Parasky0- 03-20-2008

That's...An interesting fetish.

Doctor Strange- 03-21-2008

It's a private club, so the members are all regularly -*test*-('")ed for HIV, etc like porn stars. Gloryhole stuff I could understand, it's the stranger complex but what the fuck explains bukkake except simply the person is a huge fucking slut.

0Parasky0- 03-21-2008

Imagine that on a resume: Confession Booth Blowjob Girl

Doctor Strange- 03-21-2008

Imagine that on a resume: Confession Booth Blowjob Girl For that matter, an average porn star going in for an audition. "I was in Anal Alley 4, Girls In Kneepads 12, and Monkey Boner." How do people keep a straight face, or for that matter keep a straight face at porn awards when the people thank their parents for winning "Best Blowjob", etc. Were their parents there cheering them on(1234 on your knees, and blow some more!), did the father "tutor" his daughter/son?

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